NEVER TOUCH ANOTHER MANS NUTS
Never touch another man’s nuts, sage advice for walnut gathering here in Bulgaria. There is a Walnut etiquette here we’ve been learning, any tree on the outside/roadside boundary of a property is considered off-limits to Walnut pickers and belonging to that property. Communal land, of which there is plenty in villages, our village has about 50,000 m2 of Walnut plantation that any resident of the village can pick for themselves, outsiders would be chased away with specially bred Rabid dogs and Tetanus enriched pitch forks!!
The old fathers of my village planted many Walnut trees along the West and Southern edge of the village communal land some 20 or 30 years ago as well as inside the village. Also looking at satellite photos to find the old inter-village roads of yore that are seldom used today, these old disused roads were almost all lined with Walnut trees.
Today, whilst out Wombling (If you have to ask what a Womble is, then your far too old or “Grown-up” to read this blog.) we walked a little way along one of the old tree-lined roads.
The trees belong to the local Municipality, if you live in the local Municipality you are free to pick them, this particular old road is 4 miles (5KM) long.
I’ve seen other old disused roads on the satellite photos and we shall explore those another day, we didn’t walk very far along this road because our pockets and Womble bag were soon full of Walnuts. Linda and I are new to Wombling, taking our inspiration from friends in other villages, we really should bring more bags with us, or the car!!
EDIT:
With so much interest in the Wombles from 40 years ago, they are still going and were this years hit at The Glastonbury Festival 2011, you just cant make this stuff up 🙂
Wombels, what ever happened to them??
Owen said this on December 11, 2011 at 3:20 pm |
Victims of their own success, I believe they did indeed move away from Wimbledon…
Cheers,
Dave….
travelswithmymotorbike said this on December 12, 2011 at 2:18 pm |
They came to Bulgaria Owen to gather up walnuts 🙂
Linda said this on December 11, 2011 at 3:53 pm |
Only you could think up using satellite imagery to find free Walnuts lol, well done good idea!!
Simon said this on December 11, 2011 at 6:01 pm |
Hi Simon,
It was just one of those Eureka moments lol…
Cheers,
Dave…
travelswithmymotorbike said this on December 12, 2011 at 2:19 pm |
Would never dream of touching another mans nuts LOL…
Robo said this on December 11, 2011 at 9:16 pm |
Not without gloves and a blindfold!!
travelswithmymotorbike said this on December 12, 2011 at 2:20 pm |
So what are you going to do with all these nuts then, just sell them?
Robo said this on December 11, 2011 at 9:21 pm |
Hi Robo,
Sell most of them, we have spy’s in 3 villages monitoring the Walnut price hour by hour, minute by minute, we need to find the secret location of the wholesale buyers since I could now almost fill a normal size car with nuts!!
The rest we are going to eat ourselves, they really do relive aches and pains..
Cheers,
Dave….
travelswithmymotorbike said this on December 12, 2011 at 2:25 pm |
I feel a song coming on !!!! over ground under ground
the wombels of Bulgaria are wombling free yippee
you brighten up my day
Jackie annon said this on December 12, 2011 at 10:08 am |
Hey, Remember your a womble!! Remember that song on the radio for weeks lol…
Cheers,
Dave….
travelswithmymotorbike said this on December 12, 2011 at 2:26 pm |
Has no one spotted the connection yet?? Wombles AND Great Uncle Bulgaria – Spooky 🙂
j said this on December 12, 2011 at 10:53 am |
Hi James,
Think you may have discovered one of the twentieth centuries great unsolved mysteries/conspiracies there, its just tooooo much of a coincidence, I’m surprised there wasn’t an episode of the “x- Files” dedicated to just this…..
Cheers,
Dave….
travelswithmymotorbike said this on December 12, 2011 at 2:30 pm |
Maybe the creator of the Wombles came from Bulgaria, I feel an afternoon of Googling coming on lol
gary said this on December 12, 2011 at 10:55 am |
Hi Gary,
Any conspiracy theories forming yet??
Cheers,
Dave….
travelswithmymotorbike said this on December 12, 2011 at 2:31 pm |
When I came into work today, not for a moment did I think I would be reading about another mans nuts or having the Womble tune spinning around in my head lol
Donna said this on December 12, 2011 at 11:01 am |
Hi Donna,
Life’s rich tapestry lol….
Cheers,
Dave….
travelswithmymotorbike said this on December 12, 2011 at 2:32 pm |
Uncle David:
no wombles in the “New World”, or is there. Haven’t seen one, no one I know has any either. Must be a UK thing.
If I understand this correctly then people over here, womble for empty soda cans. They can be redeemed for .05c each, larger litre bottles are .25c.
get a scooter, beats walking . . .
bob
Riding the Wet Coast
bobskoot said this on December 12, 2011 at 4:02 pm |
Hi Uncle Bob,
Gosh you’ve never heard of them, mind you the Wombles would be some 40 years old now Bob, a childrens Tv show in Blighty which morphed into a pop group with a few No. 1 hits, (Really lol)they kinda began the green movement and recycling in UK and the known universe. Silly me, The “New World” would still have been sailing ships and log cabins 40 years ago, cant watch TV without electricity, you’re forgiven then Bob for not knowing who the Wombles are 🙂
The walking Bob is for exercise, almost 4 months off the ciggies now, did it at long last!! But may have gained a pound or two in the past 4 month 🙂
Cheers,
Dave….
travelswithmymotorbike said this on December 12, 2011 at 4:56 pm |
Well done on quitting the fags at last Dave, gained a few pounds eh, kinda got the Womble shape yourself now 🙂
Robo said this on December 12, 2011 at 6:09 pm |
Hi Robo,
Yep off the fags at last and yuuurs there is a slight Womble resemblance around the waistline lol…
Cheers,
Dave…
travelswithmymotorbike said this on December 12, 2011 at 6:19 pm |
Found a Wombles video for you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ2mJPSccvo
travelswithmymotorbike said this on December 12, 2011 at 5:01 pm |
And another http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP7CDvQULXw&feature=related
travelswithmymotorbike said this on December 12, 2011 at 5:03 pm |
Cant believe these are on Youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzAL9ELsFRw&feature=related A WOMBLING MERRY CHRISTMAS
travelswithmymotorbike said this on December 12, 2011 at 5:05 pm |
LOL Just brill, never thought to hear the wombels song ever again, I remember watching theses sat on the floor in front of the telly after school lol
Owen said this on December 12, 2011 at 6:00 pm |
Yeah, me too lol….
travelswithmymotorbike said this on December 12, 2011 at 6:17 pm |
They are so kitsch that they became cooool ha ha
Simon said this on December 12, 2011 at 6:05 pm |
Hi Simon,
I do wonder at times what non UK people must think of modern British culture sometimes lol..
Cheers,
Dave….
travelswithmymotorbike said this on December 12, 2011 at 6:18 pm |
Been whistling the Wombles tune during my rounds tonight lol
Stan said this on December 13, 2011 at 10:03 pm |
Hi Stan,
Me too, bloody tune keeps going round and round lol…
Cheers,
Dave…..
travelswithmymotorbike said this on December 20, 2011 at 7:55 pm |
Last day at work for a while, best wishes for Christmas and the New Year matey!!
james said this on December 23, 2011 at 11:42 am |
Hey James,
Thanks for sticking with the old blog for yet another year, best wishes to you and yours!!
Cheers,
Dave….
travelswithmymotorbike said this on December 24, 2011 at 11:37 am |
We wish you a wombling merry Christmas can you remember this song ??
or am i losing my walnut’s
Have a great Christmas & a fantastic new year
Jackie annon said this on December 24, 2011 at 7:35 am |
Hi Jackie,
Thanks for joining the list of blog comment nutters here,the comments section is often better than the main story lol, Best wishes for Christmas and the New year to you and yours!!
Cheers,
Dave…
travelswithmymotorbike said this on December 24, 2011 at 11:43 am |
Best wishes to you both and look forward to more of your barmy adventures lol
Donna said this on December 24, 2011 at 11:17 am |
Hi Donna,
Thanks for another year, I might even take a photo of a motorbike one day LOL, Best wishes to you and hubby for Christmas and the New year!!
Cheers,
Dave…
travelswithmymotorbike said this on December 24, 2011 at 11:45 am |
Merry Christmas to you and Linda!!
Owen said this on December 24, 2011 at 12:41 pm |
Hi Owen,
Thanks and the same to you and Mrs.Owen, all the best for 2012!!
Cheers,
Dave…
travelswithmymotorbike said this on December 28, 2011 at 6:32 pm |
All the best for Chrimbo Davey lad, looking forward to more adventures next year.
Regards Stan.
Stan said this on December 24, 2011 at 6:49 pm |
Hi Stan,
All the best for 2012 matey, time you put your feet up instead of pounding the corridors night after night..
Cheers,
Dave…
travelswithmymotorbike said this on December 28, 2011 at 6:34 pm |
Uncle Dave:
a Merry Christmas to you and Linda.
I’m hoping that one day after you take over the \walnut market you may find time to find another bike, or at least, take a photo of one
congrats on keeping off the ciggies, and for conquering your weight reduction plan. With a reduced ciggie budget, reduced food budget, and high sales of walnuts, along with the stolen ones, you would think that your banker, Linda, would relent and buy you a bike for Christmas
luv
bob
Riding the Wet Coast
bobskoot said this on December 24, 2011 at 11:15 pm |
Hi Uncle Bob,
I’ve researched my own question from last week, its our third Christmas together Bob, some marriages don’t even last that long, all the best once again for 2012, I will try very hard to find a bike and photograph it lol…
Cheers,
Dave….
travelswithmymotorbike said this on December 28, 2011 at 6:37 pm |
HAPPY NEW YEAR XXXX
Linda said this on December 31, 2011 at 4:17 pm |